My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Holiday WankSome mates of mine went on holiday a few years ago to Magaluf or somewhere equally as grotty. Anyway they were all sat round the pool when one of them decided to go back to the room for a "lie down". After a while one of the others went back to be greeted by the sight of his roommate kneeling down in front of the mirror bashing away at the colonel with a Snickers Ice Cream in his mouth! He'd obviously got a little hot under the collar and needed some refreshment.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 10:15, Reply)
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