My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Role ReversalI was sitting in bed watching some TV when I heard a strange noise coming from the next room. Now my mum had been very unwell around that time, so being the dutiful son I am, I got out of my pit (at 3am, mind) to see if there was anything wrong. I open the door to see a hand SHOOT to one side and the cover being pulled back reallyreallyreallyquickly!!! Her face was bright red. Mine could have powered a small Nuclear Submarine. I retreated without saying a word and the incident was never EVER mentioned again. From that day, though, until the day I moved out, I was very careful to make a lot of noise whenever I was going to her room to talk to her.
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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 10:41,
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