My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I used to know a bloke at school called Russle...Well, actually it was Rustle, and obviously that wasn't his real name. He got this shiny new name after staying at a mate's house one night after a few too many slightly-underage drinks. His mate was woken in the early hours by a rustling sound which turned out to be Rustle knocking one out---with a drumstick up his arse.
edit: rustling was due to duvet... sorry, left that bit out, didn't I?
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frunt It's been a while..., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:01,
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