While at school
There were a group of lads who for reasons unbeknown to the rest of our year had a reputation for being "good looking" and "popular". Presumably they perpetuated this reputation themselves as they were neither of these things. Said group of lads (again for unknown reasons) called themselves collectively "The Clan" although not in any KKK related way.
Anyway. "The Clan" would frequently have wanking competitions at normal house parties. - Again, the reasoning behind this escaped everyone but them. As in an earlier post these wanking competitions weren't based around the winner being the individual who could last the longest, but the victor would be the one who ejaculated first.
At one of these parties a member of "The Clan" (we'll call him Gareth 'cos that's his name) emerged victorious, raising his fist in the air with a cry of "16 seconds! Beat that!"
I pity his girlfriends. As an additional note, I wasn't at this particular party, but this was reported to me by a close female friend. As an additional additional note, if I found out that these fuckers were turning up to any house parties, I made a point of not attending.
Freaks.
** Edit **
(Sorry for the length of this post) As a further additional note, seeing the stuff about amputee porn etc it made me think about my job. I work for a sex shop, and some of the R18 (hardcore) titles we sell are really screwed up. For example:
"Chubby Chasers - The Fat The Bald and The Ugly" - This actually refers to the women.
"Freaky Dicks"
"Joey Is One Freaky Midget"
"Hog Heaven"
"Sick Fucking Sex Freaks" - Full of hairy women etc.
And my personal favourite "Ipswich Pub Gang Bang" - Not particularly freaky in itself, but the woman in it looks like Sloth from The Goonies.

The worrying thing is that we sell LOADS of this stuff.
(Highlander, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 11:38, Reply)