My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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vacuum cleanerMy sister is a nurse in Hamburg, and she told me that very often there are people coming into the hospital who put their dicks into a vacuum cleaner and got stuck. But they all have their accidents with one type of cleaner, I think it was AEG. What I wonder is: Is that the only one with a small sucker, or does it just look very sexy?
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:43, Reply)
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