My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Ok so not exactly wanking...We were at my boyfriend's house and I giving him...oral fun, shall we say? Anywho, he has a futon behind his desk and thats our chosen place for sex etc if we're afraid anyone might come home and discover us. His father walks in the room without knocking, my boyfriend's legs with his trousers and pants round his ankles are visibly sticking out from behind the desk and all movement ceases. Silence. About 20 seconds (20!) pass and then his father walks out.
Curiously enough, the incident has NEVER been mentioned lol
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:48, Reply)
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