My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Poor innocent sisterWhen i was about 14 and my younger sister was about 12 we were sitting in my mums room talking to my mum about our days when all of sudden my sister turns to my mum and says "Mum whats masterbating?". My mums answer was simply "Ask your dad".
I couldn't let my dad go through the torture of having to explain it to his daughter so later on i explained it to her nice and simple "It's like having sex but with your hand!"
Led to one very confused 12yr old!
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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 12:49,
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