My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Petrol Station WankBefore I got my job at the biggest broadcaster in the world, I worked at an Esso station for some A Level money. One particularly quiet night I got bored and the TV was broken so I went and borrowed one of the porn mags from the top shelf. While watching out for customers driving onto the forecourt I knocked one off and came into some paper towels from the forecourt that were under the desk. Pure class!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:02, Reply)
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