My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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At my folks' house...entertainment was usually thin on the ground. Until they went out! Then it was officially shandy-time. Our working class window-cleaner, however had other ideas. Somehow managing to silently place his ladder against my windowsill, then speedily shimmy to the top without a sound. I was alerted only by a shadow in the room, and realised that he was less than enjoying an over-my-shoulder view of my favourite time-killer. The next day he came round to collect the money, and I was home alone again. I hisd under the dining room window til he was gone.
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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:11,
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