My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Public Toilet Shandymen Part 2Similar to the winkng wanker post above.
I'd finished work for the day, and in dire need of a slash, darted into a public lav.
A public lav in a public park. Should I have expected any less?
Anyway,upon entry I saw your dictionary defination dirty old man. Tweed cap, grey bristley face, waistcoat.
*But* he was wearing those big rubber fishing waders, y'know, big rubbery leggings, and was busily rattling one out while looking over at poor me!
Christ knows how disturbing, or indeed dangerous this could have been if a kid went in instead of me.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:29, Reply)
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