My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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my brothersmate had a stuffed parrot teddy that he evidently employed as chief wank mopper upper. A girl-friend of theirs visited one day, and turned around giggling and squealing, rubbing the toy on her face 'ooooh, it's fur's all spikey!'
Shudder.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 13:46, Reply)
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