My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Toss potI used to work for an IT company. One afternoon, our temperamental server decided to crash, so we all went down the pub for the rest of the day, leaving the boss to hold the fort and wait in for his brother-in-law (a computer engineer) to come in and fix the server. Once the engineer had arrived, the boss joined us at the pub where we all drank the night away in wild abandon.
By about 9pm, most of us - myself included - had left the pub so our boss went back to the office to lock up, only to find the engineer had got bored of waiting for Windows NT to reinstall, and taken himself over to an internet PC where he stood - trousers round his ankles - knocking one out over a porn site. He's never lived it down to this day, to the best of my knowledge.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:12, Reply)
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