My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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mmmm melonsNot me but a friend ... *ahem* ... once told of a trick he used to use including a small melon (canteloupe?) microwaved to 37°C with a hole punched in it....
He learnt the virtue of patience oneday after microwaving the melon at full biff, and in his eagerness for the hilt-deep gratification moment, finding a 100°C hot-spot in the middle.
He now despenses this advice.... Microwave your melons slowly to ensure a well balanced temperature spread.
And don't use Watermelons. a) the pips hurt, and b) when the buggers boil inside, the resulting blow-out destroys your Matsui.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:30,
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