My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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not me...a girl on my course was sitting in the main computer room on campus a couple of weeks ago. Next to her sat a chap (think he was member of the large oriental contingent that populate Warwick Uni campus) who was quite openly viewing websites of the nudey lady variety. Quite openly viewing websites of the nudey lady variety and playing. With himself.
She sat very quietly looking straight ahead and didnt say a thing. At all. There were so many other people there that it's not even as though he hadn't noticed. The computers are a foot apart!
(It's nice to know there is something that'll make her quiet actually....she's a loud one).
Have others (not of me...you aint gettin them), but i can't recall and have to 'revise' now.
fwap
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:44, Reply)
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