My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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The joys of computersMy computer recently crashed or something and hid all the files (dont ask cos i dont hav a clue). The trusty pc now works again so i went into windows media player to retrieve my files via the file search. Sadly it did not recognise my realplayer files, but it did recognise a rather large collection of "video files" belonging to my older brother. He seems to be a fan of Alyssa Milano, and FATAL ACCIDENT VIDEOS. I was scared of him before, but now...
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 14:44, Reply)
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