My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Caught or not?My riskiest wanking situation was when a family friend took me to see Romeo and juliet at the theatre in York. It was the love scene and I just got carried away under my programme as i was only about 14 so a little prone to sponteneous erections. Anyway He was sat next to me and i was surrounded by people as the theatre was full. Someone MUST have noticed but they said nothing. I cringe now to think of my randy old ways.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:16, Reply)
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