My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Ouch, hurty penile painA female friend of mine was giving her b/f a handjob some time ago and was a little too vigorous, tearing his frenulum (the bit that goes between Darth Vader's hat and his shoulders so to speak) and causing much bleeding.
Now any penile bleeding, due to the extra perssure of the blood in the area, is undoubtadly absolutely terrifying, so they decided they needed to get him to hospital. Unfortunately they had both been drinking, so they went and asked his mum downstairs to give them a lift there, and obviously needed to explain what had happened.
This has happened to two frends of mine, and I've seen the stains from one of them (not this particular one) and the blood covered three entire cushions from a three seater sofa. Just think how you'd feel in the circumstances...
edit/ Oh, and I've got a mate who's g/f 'assists' him with the use of an orange - not that anyone's ever caught him, but I'd laugh my tits off if they did!
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fozberry, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 15:30,
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