My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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i've noticed a few comments going, "Where's your story Rob?"Ok. I set the question. It's only fair I humiliate myself in public too.
I was 13 and full of the joys of youthful self-abuse. Nothing would stop me. I'd have a wank in the shower in the morning. Nip home from school, slip in a quick lunchtime wank. Get home after school, and I'd normally find time for a fast tug in the ad-break in Home & Away.
Basically I'm saying I liked wanking - and here comes the shame.
Me and my parents were in the car off to visit my gran. Things got a little tense - as they do when you're a sulky teenage boy at war with the world.
I can't remember what my Dad said, but retorted by calling him a wanker. I was pretty impressed with myself. I'd never been quite that rude to a parent before.
My mother - to her enternal credit - turns in her seat and goes, "No Rob. You're the wanker."
MY SECRET SHAME! SHE KNEW!
The journey was pretty much silent after that.
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rob, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 16:45,
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