My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Sorry, nothing elaborate.Nothing too fancy, but when I first discovered what a weiner was used for I thought it'd be a good idea to use ben-gay (that stuff you put on sore muscles that makes your skin hot) as a lubricant. Well, not only did the friction from my hand superheat it, but also the lotion refused to wash off with soap and water. I then discovered that towels cause even more friction than hands. So, basically, I'm left with a limp red cock covered in ben-gay that's so dry and hot the skin is cracking. I never was able to wipe the ben-gay off, it just quit working after a while. Damn, did it burn. Haven't even thought about touching the stuff to my skin since.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 16:51, Reply)
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