My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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While driving...... out of habit, I used to place my mobile phone between my thighs for quick access. Of course, this was until I got a new phone with a very powerful vibrating effect. The first time I got a call in, I nearly drove off the road from the surprising and instantaneous near orgasmic effect.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 17:23, Reply)
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