My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Before I learnt to put porn in hidden folderI had a number of Aria Giovanni pics in my Kazaa folder. Dad downstairs, due to the joys of networking, found them, and was busy 'looking' at them when my mum wanders over to see what hes doing. 'err, err, theyre Chris's! honest guv!'
Mum storms up stairs and shouts 'Whatve you got on your PC?'
Bright Red face, laughing dad, pissed off mum. What a way to ruin your 11th birthday.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 17:54, Reply)
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