My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I oncewas pushed out of bed my my girlfriend, landed on a book bust my knee cartilage and put myself on crutches for two weeks.
So what has this got to do with wanking?
Well, I wasn't supposed to be in bed with said girl. In fact, at the time no-one knew we were at it.
Being a gentleman, I thought I'd make up a cover story to spare her blushes.
Being a prat, the best i could come up with (hurhur) was to tell everyone I'd fallen out of bed whilst having one off the wrist. Why that excuse? I don't know.
But soon everyone else in the entire college thought I had fucked my knee fucking myself.
Even the barman.
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Grouch would quite like his clients to stop being numptys, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 18:14,
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