My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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wooo first postgot a couple of semi-relevant stories!
1) (Not a wank story, but close!) Told to me by a mate. His sister's friend was doing a forensics course at Uni, and one lesson, they had to do cheek swabs of themsleves. Upon looking at her sample under a microscope, the student in question then asked the rest of the class why her particular sample had tiny tadpoles in it! hmmmmmm.
2) nice short one. went out with a guy once, whose claim to fame was that he had masturbated 17 times in one day, just because it was a bank holiday and he had nothing better to do! (btw i had broken up with him by the time i found this out)
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 19:49, Reply)
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