My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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hmm...i've seen that on about the sperm and the swab before... oh yeah! it was on here! twice!
anyhow... not me but a friend:
he was wanking on his bed late at night, knowing that his parents were out. he had his headphones on quite loud (don't worry, this won't be another cup of tea, dawnwing realisation story), and didn't hear them come through the front door. he did however hear them coming up the stairs, and sat up suddenly in shock, forgetting that he was in a bunk bed. he smacked his head on the struts of the bed above, and rolled of his bed, just as he blew his load. so there he was, lying on the floor, in nothing but his dressing gown, with a larg puddle of jizz round his cock, where he had ejaculated directly onto the floor. his fols walked past the door, and called into him, asking what had happened, but he didn't reply, hoping they would go away. they did, fortunately.
unforunately, he had left a large round white blob on his floor, which solidified in the time that he spent waiting for his dad's soft snores. he got up, and tried to remove thee large whit jelly from the floor, but it wouldn't budge. after about half an hour of scraping with his nails, he removed it.
still, pretty rank.
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 20:03, Reply)
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