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Ever been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.

(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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biggest mistake EVER
ok, takes a bit of explaining,but here goes: i like to go 2 town to hang out with sum ppl ino,smoke some pot, the usual. so one day i meet this guy, hu we'l call "adam" (cos thats his name). so this guy seems a little crazy but pretty kl an after spendin a few saturdays dossin with him i got quite friendly. so one day i invited him back to my house,an would he like to stay over. so he does an the very first thing he asks is "can i wank to your porn". the. very. first. fucking. thing. and he didin't stop wanking. every fucking half hour i had 2 leave MY OWN GODDAM BEDROOM for this bastard to squeeze his man-milk into tissues, then run past me saying "want a sniff before i flush it?". utter CUNT.
sorry for the length!:)!
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 20:32, Reply)

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