My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Bad, bad, bad....A group of blokes from my mate Dan's office went for a few drinks after work. One of their number goes to the kharzi but fails to return.
After leaving it long enough to ensure he wasn't just having a good dump, they go and find out if he's OK. The lock-in is locked and theres no answer so they end up kicking down the door to find their colleague passed out on the floor, kecks round ankles and covered in a pool of blood/man-custard. The paramedics who had to carry him through the pub to the ambulance reckoned he'd burst a blood vessel at the point of climax.
Could it possibly be any worse?
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 21:03,
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