My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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stupid parentsmy parents are techknowlodgically impared. when ever im too stupid to delete my history, and for some strange reason they are on my computer (I have printer, they dont think that printers work with lab tops.. im not bothered to explain to them, lol) and there is a pr0n site on it - i just tell them it was a stupid pop-up, and make up loads of shit that sounds smart but they are too oblivious to smell the bullshit
btw.. this is some of the most disgusting shit i have ever read, lol, but the one in spain was histaracle
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 21:13, Reply)
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