My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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on the stroke of midnight on my eighteenth birthdayI was giving it some, when without warning, in place of man-milk a stream of fire burst forth from my knob and melted my computer screen...ever since then, every time I've tried to bang one off, this sort of thing has happened.
Now I'm faced with this dilemma - I obviously have some sort of superpower, and should use it for good, but I'm too embarrassed to. Also, I have to be damn careful where I spank the monkey - the policeare getting a bit suspicious about all those fires in the public bogs down the end of my road.
So what d'you reckon people - is it a gift or a curse, and what should my superhero name be?
(, Wed 2 Jun 2004, 23:44, Reply)
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