My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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dear methis was in FHM a lonnnnng while ago-
a guy was prone to taking a monkey's fag break into his girlfriends' white carpet when she was on blood bricks, obviously she was either asleep at the time or out of the room. The good thing was that the smell was easily disguised and the primary glue hid in the carpet well enough.
This was all well and good until one day girlfriend buys a large sunbed contraption, has her parents help in installing it in the bedroom- switches it on- the uv light shines on the carpet.
it was like an episode of CSI.
I'm sure you get the picture.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 1:00, Reply)
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