My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I work silly hours, and being almost 30 am permanently horny.Fortunately, I haven't been caught at work yet as I have my own office and am able to close the door.
One night, after working till 2am, I got home 45 minutes later to find a bottle of KY lube next to my boyfriends computer.
Laughing my arse off, I picked it up, walked into the bedroom and proceeded to ask him nicely to clean up after himself next time. He had the good grace to blush and then went on to give me a seriously good shagging.
Edit: hehehe, I just went outside to smoke and saw the traffic jam for the Angels game (Anaheim Angels, baseball) and it reminded me of a story.
3 years ago when I was dating evil-ex, he took me to my first ever baseball game (Angels). I was drunk as fuck and tried giving him a bj on the way home - as he was driving it wasn't the best idea. I was horny as hell, and as I was wearing a mini-skirt decided to please myself on the way home instead.
Truck driver goes by us, honking his horn.......
Masturbation is great, and ladies, trust me, when you hit 29 you are permanently horny. No matter how good your sex life is......you always want more!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 2:33,
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