My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Anyway...I was furiously masturbating and suddenly my mother says "For gods sake, stop that!".
So I replied "Well if you don't like it, why did you sit next to me on the bus?"
/boomtish
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 6:24, Reply)
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