My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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When I went to school in germanyfirst big mistake - This girl had been screwing herself with a sausage and it had broken off inside.
She ended up having to get all the pieces of it surgically removed.
Second big mistake - She told her "best" mate, who proceeded to tell most of the school. When she came back after being "sick" she got the piss taken out of her so badly that her parents ended up moving to another town so she could go to another school.
Hows that for a wanking bad luck story ?
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pregnantfridge, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 9:48,
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