My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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in anticipationof getting passed over for another payrise at this bloody job after TWO BLOODY YEARS, i'm going to replace the semi skimmed with my own fullfat produce in my bosses coffee.
i shall let you all know - about his reaction to consuming my nutmuck/if he catches me.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 10:19, Reply)
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