My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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After A Messy Student Party. . .I ended up sharing a single bed with a very pretty, very uninterested female
after she'd dropped off, I was forced to crank one off over the side of the bed and onto the floor to relieve the urgent, crushing pressure in my nads
the climax of my performance was greeted by a voice in my ear demanding "NOW will you please go to sleep?"
she also had the grace the next day to tell everyone she met in the street about my antics which scuppered me pulling at uni for- ooo- years
happy days. . .
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 10:53, Reply)
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