My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Run rabbit...One easter, i was having to participate in a wanky search around my house for easter eggs, mostly my siblings fault. So im innocently looking all over and getting pissed cos i want my damn chocolate. Im looking in my parents room, and open a drawer under my mums side of the bed, and there it is, a shiny blue vibrator. And 3 rubbery attachments, which i wont delve into...but 2 were for anal joy.
I just pushed the drawer back and left.
Then another day, there apears the fabled ann summers rampant rabit. again, just left it. one day i showed a mate...then attacked him with it. Now its customery to initiate anyone that has slept at my house more than 3 times by pinning them down andputting it in their mouth, im not sure my mother would agree to it, but hey.
There is also the time my brother found it. and questioned my mother...its her 'wobbling willy massager' when i found out, i proceeded to take the piss outa my mum(naturally) and we had compitions to embarress each other. I won by making up this song:
Run rabit, run rabit, run run run
here comes mother with her frontal bum
shes gonna lube you up to make her self cum
so run rabit, run rabit,run run run
I then got my girlfriend who didnt know about it to sing said song around the house. Winner
Sorry about the length/bad spelling/terrible grammer
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:06, Reply)
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