My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Once I Was Lying In Bed. . .listening to my headphones with my eyes closed
I opened my eyes to find my mother had left a cup of hot, steaming spunk next to my bed
how embarassing's that? the dozy cow had forgotten the biscuits!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:13, Reply)
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