My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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"Kinky-Toss"There was this lad at school... we shall call him Felix... for in true tradition, it is his name.
This was a big posh boarding school, and there existed a large amount of "practice rooms" for the musical minded people.
Felix had discovered a "technique" that he was forced to disclose when somone blundered into a music room to find Felix: somewhat resembling a come-covered Mummy.
Felix proudly said "yeah, it's cool isn't it... you wrap yourself in toilet paper, and it feel like someone else is stroking you all over". The others stood around witnessing his state declined to agree. He looked like a right wanker. He was duely parraded around the house.
This lad, from the age of 14 up to 18 became known to all as "Kinky-Toss"
Apologies for width.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:26,
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