My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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The sweetest taboo!Okay so this is how the story goes.
A friend of a friend (he was I assure you!) was due to be left alone in his house whilst his parents were shooting out for a few hours on a day trip.
Being the cautious felow he is he waited fot the "Slam" of the door that meant that they had left.
Being full of adolescent hormones decided that it was that "time" again and proceded to drop his pants and throw himself around his room for a bit.
Well being in the full throws of passion he quickly realises that there is no saftey spunk net, so quickly, cock still in hand tugging like a beauty, heads for the bathroom.
As he reaches the point of no return, he just manages to throw open the door and fire his love custard right in front of his mother who had to return to have a piss before she left.
*lucky git!*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:32, Reply)
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