My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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The perfect crimeA friend of mine was thinking of getting a job at Bloomberg so he asked about to find out what they're like to work for. Utter Nazis, apparently. His favorite story was about one poor chap who was on the night shift. A slow night for news and no-one else in the office so he decides to knock one off the wrist. "The fools!" He thought to himself with glee, "They'll never find out." A week later he received a written warning from management - his performance on the pink oboe had been immortalised on the CCTV they use to monitor the employees.
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