My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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A man of actionI hope this is an urban myth but I suspect it may not be...
I used to go to school with a boy, let's call him Bill. Allegedly, he was bouncing on his bed in an aroused state. He subsequently fell off the bed which resulted in the hand of an Action Man inserting itself up his jap's eye, splitting the skin of the penis that holds the two muscles together.
Clearly he ended up in hospital, having his penis splinted and bandaged.
The reason I am not sure I belive this is because a kid told me, and when I questioned how he knew, said, "Bill's mum told me."
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:04, Reply)
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