My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Firstly,Whoever came up with this question: you sir, are a genious!
Mine involves window cleaners... yes you can probably guess it already. So there I am, 12 years old, sat on my bedroom floor having a nice tug-o-war with the ol love handle, when out of the corner of my eye I see a head pop up over my open window. The friggin window cleaner!
I turn my head but he has already ducked back, obviously having seen me bashing away. He then starts to make a load of 'climbing' noises on the ladder to supposedly let me know he's there.
Course by the time he comes back up I've used the super fast reflexes of one 'caught in the act' to get the f*ck out of there!
I didn't see him again luckily...
edit: sorry, that's all bull - if I remember correctly they were painters painting the house.
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abcdefghijklmnopqrtuvwxyz123, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:31,
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