My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Eastern European Pr0nSo I was on a stag-do in Prague sharing a hotel bedroom with two of my mates. On the first night I get in at about 6am to find them unconcious with the TV still on & set to hardcore euro-pr0n.
I went to bed and started to 'sleep' whilst cracking one off to the feast of free to air jud movies.
Next day my mate in the bed next to me mentioned casually that he found it quite difficult to sleep with the muffled sound of purposeful shuffling coming from my bed.
I had to buy lunch so that we can all take this to our grave.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 13:41, Reply)
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