My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Celebrity wankersa)James Dean Bradfield from the Manic Street Preachers once bragged to a mutual friend that he was 'up to 5 wanks a day'. That said, judging by some of the other posts on this topic he has some way to go before Norris McWhirter's replacement gives him a call.
b)Bob Stanley from St Etienne was, for a time many years ago, fondly known as 'Hand Stanley' because he was reluctant to shag his then girlfriend but was a prodigious onanist.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 14:03,
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