My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Being confident about itLast year's holiday, a cruise, was a hotbed of bizarre humour for the teenagers. One of the many sayings that failed to lose effect over the two weeks was replying to questions such as "where's he gone?" by someone shouting "for a WANK!"
As you might imagine, this frequently caused some concern for people passing by at the time. Including the youth crew, when a senior officer overheard.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 15:00, Reply)
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