My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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i am the mighty japs-eyeclopsI shoot fire from my knob when I masturbate. I now travel the world fighting evil with my flamethrower knob. When I am alerted by interpol to a dastardly crime, I run to the crime scene, get out my huge dong with the luminous nose, and shuffle away. The crims are so shocked that they stop and watch, unaware of their impending doom. Muhahaha!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 17:27, Reply)
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