My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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hmmall this talk of finding crusty hankies all over the place makes me wonder... mum has often commented about the horrible hankies that she would occasionally find under my brother's bed. We always assumed they were just snotty given that he's got a permanent cold, but now i'm not so sure.
horrible messy boy :p
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 18:13, Reply)
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