My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
(
rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
« Go Back
got too many of these when im only 14 :s but here is a few nonethelessend of year 8, last year of middle school and it was the test period... there was this kid ppl used to bully, "you cant come, you cant come"... so one lunchtime this all went over the top and he got quite upset, so went into the history test really annoyed. He sat next to the loud mouthed charver lass in my class, hu is completely sound but was never the brightest crayon. so anyway this kid decides he would "prove a point"
and starts "wanking" in the back of the class... at that point this lass stands up, screams stop fucking wanking u dirty bastard.. the teacher seen, took him out of class, and the story goes that the headteacher gave him a lecture about "pleasuring yourslef in class"... he left school every evening in tears :D
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 18:18, Reply)
« Go Back