My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Urbanesk mythNot me....not even in me class.
When i was still at sixth form heard tell of a tiny Y7 sitting right at the front of his class (French incidently...). Teacher asks him to stand up. Tiny child refuses. Teacher insists (rather attractive lady but severe when she wanted to be). Tiny child stands up reveals himself to be a man in the important aspect. Trousers and pants chatting to ankles - the usual.
Dirty little feckers. Never would have happened in my day. Apart from to Brendon of course *shudder*
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 19:05, Reply)
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