My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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My inebriated MistakeOne night, many moons ago, I had been out on the razzle in my village and got suitably pissed. It appears I was more drunk than I remember, because I had no recollection of doing this, but it would seem that I went home and started watching a particularly filthy Pr0n0 called gangbang Girl (can't remember which one).
Well, I must have fallen asleep, because when I woke up in the morning, the dvd player was still on, even though my TV was turned off. Also, bits of tissue were strewn around the bed and I was lying naked on top of the covers.
After getting up and getting showered, my dad told me that he found my TV on when he got up at 6am so he turned it off for me. He said nothing about the durteh DVD, the tissues or me being naked, but did mention that I must have been very pissed.
So let that be a lesson to you, always try and set the TV sleep timer.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 22:19, Reply)
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