My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I'll shut up after this one then.......But I had to mention this one, seeing as fucksocks is such a popular word.
I know these 2 lads who are brothers, so they always have the best slanging matches and fights.
The best thing they came out with during an argument was one of them saying "You had dad wipe your arse till you were 12", with the other replying "well, I wank into your socks and put them back in your drawer".
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 22:34, Reply)
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